“Hello there! I almost didn't see you come in. Focused on my work as always...

It's good to see you again- uh...”

“Who are you again?

Have we met before? Don't know if we have, sorry! I'm not so good with faces. It's like everyone's a Ditto to me. Name's Alexander if you didn't know. I'm in charge of this here place.”

“How can I be of service?

Maybe you're looking for somebody? No? Probably want to get yourself signed in then.

Or maybe you've wandered in here and have no idea what you're even doing!”

“It's fine, don't get all embarrassed or nothin'! You gotta start somewhere. And this is the place to start!”